Dear Santa,

I know it's been a few years since I've written to you and I've told people that I don't believe in you any more but hell I'll believe in the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy and anything else you want me to if you make the underlined statement above true.



P.S. As I've been a really good boy this year can you disconnect Bazza's internet early as well?

Well its Easter Eggs all round for you next year Traffy and I would strongly suggest you dont fall asleep with your head under your pillow tonight because the tooth fairy will come and remove the lot.



It's official.



Barry McKenzie is off to work in Los Angeles next year.



Beeeeeeewdy









I know you will miss me and for that I'm sorry. Selfish I know, but its big bucks for doing even less work than I already do.

Would now be an appropriate time to inform that you missed out a question mark, at the end the above question?

If I were you I would wait until I have pointed out that you seem to have missed out the word 'of' inbetween the words 'end' and 'the'.

Touché Bazza, touché.

Oy Spongy, who do you think you are calling a "fan"?





1) Fan is short for fanatic. I have never been a fan, only a supporter.

2) I am not a supporter either. Of anyone.

3) You DO realise that bitter and factual don't mean the same thing don't you?

4) I realise your supporter base is falling quicker than Nick Clegg's popularity, but you're not claiming me as one of your number.

And at the risk of being pedantic I have just noticed you missed out a 'you' inbetween the words 'inform' and 'that'.



And I'm not sure a comma was really required between the words 'mark' and 'at' either.

No...with the run the Cru are on, theres no danger of this

Turns out it was quite a short run

Awww come on Chris, the run was one more than we won all last year!

Fair play Traffic. Can't argue with that.



(Was just having a poke at prot to see if I could get a bite. Spongebob and Headhunter are just no challenge. What can I say? I really need to find another hobby

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