You could suck the joy from a toddler in an ice cream factory.

Buying my first membership for a number of years. Nothing to do with the Wembley factor, more to do with the kids flying the nest thus more disposable income.

So what you are telling us is you sold your kids to pay for a pass? 100% HKR son.

It is important that young people understand the health risks associated with eating too much of these types of foods.



Won't listen though, will they? They all want a big scoop of the triple chocolate fudge and a top four finish.

As his cub sixer, I should have suffocated him.

Harsh.



I still have my cap somewhere.

I have signed up me and Mrs Picksy for next season. Why wouldn't I? For us, it's one of the most enjoyable drives in the UK over the Wolds, past one of the best chippies around at Wetwang, to see the finest RL team in SL at a ground with the loudest home supporters who regularly provide the most passionate of atmospheres.



That said, I hope we improve the cack matchday food and drink, upgrade the game clock, limit the Hull KR dance troupe routines which always look the same irrespective of music and make me laugh and cringe in equal measure, and shelve the need to belt out, A Little Respect, at every opportunity.



Mrs P also got an email to thank her for renewing her membership from Uncle Neil H, even though it was me who paid. Obviously a ladies man.

Why does the clock need upgrading? It's a countdown timer, what more do we need?

Agree about a little respect. It's getting a bit tedious now.

I can't see the clock from the new North Stand, except when I put my glasses on back to front. Mind you, that's how I pulled the wife back in 1978.

A right ray of sunshine you are aren't you? Would you also like a cushion for your seat and a waiter to bring your drinks to you

Damn. Bloody specs. Never read that option in the blurb before I renewed the memberships. How much extra and I assume I need to move to the more sedate surroundings of the West Stand in order to qualify? Would they serve Pimms and canapés or is that only available at Ronnie Pickering bare knuckle fights nowadays?