You are the Andy Dufresne of Widnes.

if that's so, is pepe the Morgan freeman of widnes then?

I see him fitting that role perfectly. There's also many candidates on here to play the role of "the sisters".

you should know, I have a strong bite reflex.

Who's gonna be Bogs?

That's gotta be Vikingman himself. Checks out every time Widnes lose

No not that John.

I see myself as more Clint in Escape from Alcatraz.

Can I be snake pliskin?

You can be Ives from Porridge.

Nah, you're a Moderator and as such a screw. I'm not sure which one of these twoyou are but perhaps other contributors might want to vote;