Sam, Sam will tear you apart, again.

Sam Tomkins was about as much use as a lighthouse in the desert yesterday

or t1ts on a nun!

I'd rather Sam didn't incite 10 years or so mediodcracy and then stop drinking long enough at the end to put in a few good performances at the end.

Yet more comedy gold.

You're really good at this, aren't you.

Apparently so. I can only assume you missed the seasons from 1998 - 2008.

Hardly

Just picking one season. Do you not remember the Briers for Britain campaign by Hemmings, 6 years ago? Briers' form was sensational that year, as it has been for many seasons, before and after.

IMO, the only things lacking in Briers' career, have been a lack of self discipline (his well reported drinking exploits), and a disciplinarian coach...we have one, now. Cullen (if rumours/stories are to believed) was far too pally with his team.



If you class Briers as a mediocre, then you've really shown your Rugby League "knowledge". No wonder "SLIMply the best" rips the back out of you, every time you post on here.



A few decent performances, you truly are "challenged", aren't you. Or are you in denial about Briers' class. If you want a reference, just ask Trent Barrett, last seen with his head poking out of Lee's top pocket.

Are you kidding? Trent Barrett is a 'modern day legend', up there with Andrew Johns, Darren Lockyer and Gorden Tallis.

When Briers was Tomkins age, he was tearing the aussies a new arrsehole in the world cup.

Agreed. And with not too many superstars around him, unlike Tomkins has when wearing the England jersey!

Spot on. The Aussies weren't thinking "Christ, he's fast!" they were thinking "Christ, he's good!"

In fairness, the Aussies only think "Christ, he's fast but why is he running sideways?" about Sam.