Take a box of Kleenex!

Never too old, anyway who knows who is under the suit

I'll look out for Banaanaman anyway.

my boss went for the liverpool final this year, he said it was awful, couldn't get to the bar or the toilets and if you did fight your way through you got half a pint spilled on you, pretty much everyone was covered in alcohol.

I think it was against Huddersfield, we found a colonial type off licence not far from the Wembley ground & got some cost effective cans from there then mingled with customers at the pub over the road who were queueing to the doors to get served. It was quite good ale for a can & cured my ticklish cough ,Kamikaze i think it was called.

Were you on a mission?

I know the road you mean, but it's not the same around there now since the area around Wembley as been developed, a lot more places to have a beer etc right next to Wembley.

From what i can remember, as a passenger, we went in down the A40 towards Hangar Lane & there was a slip road & you could come off & park along the railway arches & walk up to the main road/roundabout then turn left towards the general direction of the stadium.

Only if i'd coughed !

At what age can you go dressed as a boring old fart?

That's an easy one, if your already old you just go as you are.

Ah, the old "people who aren't absolute weapons are boring" shout. Nice one.

Motorbike. Be there in 2 hrs 30 and park under Bobby Moore statue.