you missed out stage three after Poplars Avenue, a morning slot to do a DNA test on Jeremy Kyle.

Bring back the twins. That is all

I can't believe anyone actually gives a .

We'd struggle to find enough nice looking women in Warrington who can also dance

I would like to see Mc Hammer



Stop Hammer time.

That the Scottish version of MC Hammer?

It would never work. Who would come forward after winning? Might as well give them a T-shirt with “mug me” on it.

this is probably the best we could rustle together with 6 months notice

Warrington isn't actually as bad for women as people think. OK it's no Tallinn or Rio de Janeiro, but the widening of the gene pool since it became a new town in the late 60's has meant there's a decent number knocking about.



In the more traditional areas which have housed the same Warringtonian families for generations you see less pretty ones, but the newer parts where there has been a big influx of Scousers, Mancs and people from different parts of the country a passable selection of women can be found.

Well, I will be interested to see the responses to that this evening.

I remember when I was a lad on the school football team, going to schools like Sankey and Greggs used to be a right treat. I suppose you're right in ways; however, as pretty as they are, they're always game for a good rattling, which is a Warrington trait through and through.

The main problem with Warrington birds is that the ones worth banging are usually housed up with tight, white t-shirt wearing, sted head, skinhead chavs bouncing around in level.



"But he knock's you around love"



"That's just him showing me he loves me"



(SHAKES HEAD IN DISBELIEF)