those people that come knocking on your door trying to get you to donate money.... i just pretend to be polish now..works everytime..... i cant stand the two bit sob story about some endangered animal in botswana.



<shakes fist>

A$$holes who go flying down the outside lane when going over the 'toast-rack' bridge just past Walton Arms then cut in at the last moment. Death is too good for them.



Leaflets posted from all the political parties when it's time for re-election, but here nothing from them whatsoever during the intervening months.



Phil Jupitus

Anthea Turner; completely rational.

Davina McCall

People who pronounce adidas "adeedus" and Nike "Nyke". Adi Dassler's name was not Adee Dussler and no Greek goddess had a name that rhymed with Mike.

People who step out infront of your car to cross the road when there is a pedestrian crossing 10 yds further up the road,i always rev my engine and inch forward to see the look on their faces!



People who use drive throughs of any kind HOW LAZY tell ya what would you CHEW it for me i can t be Bothered.

Women on make up counters Boots,Debenhams why are they a completly different colour to everyone else around them??



Them snide little blokes on holiday when they say " I give you good Price" or call you Dell-boy..

The self service machines in supermarkets.......why is it there's always some imbecile in front of you who can't figure out how to use it? they just stand there stratching their heads looking about for the assistant with a blank, dozy look on their faces. Lol I mean come on !!!! scan the bar code, hear the beep, put money in machine its hardly rocket science is it ?????

Going to a Supermarket, and using a self checkout, when you've bought Hall's Mentholyptus sweets, and that voice says "approval needed"...FOR WHAT...THEY'RE @@@@ING SWEETS. I'VE NOT TRIED TO BUY NAPALM, AND 3 LITRES OF SUPERSTRENGTH CIDER

I totally agree with the people not indicating at roundabouts, some more of mine:



Old people who drive mobility scooters on the road. Was stuck in traffic coming off Birchwood Way last week because there was a man "walking" his dog on the side of the road in his scooter!



Any reality TV show.



The new ivy things up on and around Birchwood Way, very stupid!



The man who shouted abuse at me yesterday for beeping at a school kid for running in front of my car yesterday...

JAMES CORDEN !!!!! without a doubt the most infuriating, slapable cretin thats ever appeared on the TV !!!!!!!!!!!

What a t0$$er that waste of oxygen is!



Gavin and Stacey is possibly the most UNFUNNY 'comedy' I've ever seen. It makes On the Buses seem like a classic.

people who buy things because they are fashionable.



people who buy cars simply because they think it makes them look good, range rovers, 4x4 in general. etc



people who do or don't buy cars based on there badge!! i know people who swear they buy BMW's because they are reliable and hold their value better. no they DON'T