We could do with something to freshen up matchdays, so here's my effort.... and the best bit is there's no part in it for a drummer





(To tune of “They call the Wind Mariah” - could've been written with us in mind!)



Away out here we got a name

For teams that take us higher,

The Wigans s&^te, the Saints are too,

But the greatest teams The Wire



The Wire move the ball around

And sends your heart a flyin’

The Wire makes the Wigan feel

Like all their hopes are dying



The Wire

The Wire

We call our team The Wire



I was a lost and lonely man

Without a team to guide me

Oh Wire bring the game back home

And keep my heart a flyin’



The Wire

The Wire

We call our team The Wire

Obsessed

Can we have a section in it where we mentions the youth policy only focusing on big strong players and not on players with skill? something like



[iwire wire, come and sing with me

please sort out your recruitment policy

My lads team has some excellent teens coming through and the only ones who made it to scholarship were the, shall we say 'solid' ones.

There are two brilliant ball playing thinkers in the Briers mould who Wire have dismissed - guess what? They've both been picked up immediately by other SL teams who are clearly more willing to let them grow

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Good luck with getting that one going

Great!

new song? at the halliwell? you can hardly get a chant going as it is now,so i doubt we can get a new one going,there is more atmosphere on the moon than at the halliwell

( cept when the drummers are in

)

North stand songs



I want to go home

i want to go home

The temperature for this year is not very ambient

i want to go home.



Stand up, if you paid for standing

stand up, if you paid for standing

stand up, if you paid for standing

stand up, if you paid for standing



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Oh warrington, is wonderful

oh warrington is wonderful

It's full of tits even though i'm not part of the RSPB, families and the wire

Oh warrington is wonderful.



Have you ever seen the Wire win the league

2011

Have you ever seen the wire

2011

Have you ever seen the wire, ever seen the wire ever seen the wire win the league

2011.



Oh Bank Quay Bank Quay

Bank Quay Bank Quay Bank Quay Bank Quay Bank Quay station



The famous Wigan rugby went to Rome to see the Pope.

The famous Wigan rugby went to Rome to see the Pope.

The famous Wigan rugby went to Rome to see the Pope, and this is what he said

Que

No inglès

brilliant

“She wore! She wore! She wore a yellow ribbon!”

“She wore a yellow ribbon in the merry month of May!”

“And when! I asked! Oh why she wore that ribbon!”

“She said its for the wire because their clubs colour scheme utilises it... she didnt want to wear a blue one, as it would probably have clashed with her eye colour. The yellow one works much better and also goes with her new dress”

"wemberleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee wemberleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

Well I have had a couple of drinks, but knocked this one out;



Oh Miss Wire

With teats like a flat tyre

You never get beat

I would like you between the bed sheets



Wire, up the Wire

I am gonna join the quire

You set me on fire

Where's my lyre



Andy I love your financials

You're always looking after the dough

I like your discounted cash flow

This song is really starting to flow



I am not sure if it would benefit from drums though. Thoughts ?

Sheet !!! That's beaten mine.



You are the man.

Crickey Charlie when you say a "couple of drinks" you must mean two gallon ha ha I would be interested in the tune you had in mind for this particular ditty