Would he be looking at Catalans as a replacement for Ryles?

Mason-Bird combination in France, any other thugs we could sign?

Paul Cooke, Gareth Raynor and Stuart Reardon could all be on there way over.

Not overrated Ozzies though, not sure they fit the criteria.

There was talk of him joining Quins but we can't afford him.

Whether you could or not, you can't afford him strutting in acting the big I am, and naffin up any team spirit you've got down there. No one can, which on top of the fact he's absolute gash, is why he's damaged goods.



Maybe he's worth a punt for someone, but in his head, he's the mac daddy and won't get out of bed for anything less than a small fortune.



...Can we swap him for Fielden?!

Big offer tabled by hull kr. Watch this space

is he melting?

Mac will fill him in if he does

It's just gross. Whenever I break the law and wee up a wall in public, no matter how drunk I am, I can always miss weeing on myself and avoid the river that forms. He is stood too close and will be being soaked by splashback and it looks like his pants are soaking it up at the bottom too as he stands in his own wee wee.



He's terrible.

Ok

yes its very poor technique, nowhere near the class of the english wall wee er. not sure even freaky can defend this