On no they're not...

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, and the other was eating fireworks.



They charged one and let the other one off.

Heard a funny one over the weekend.Strangely enough I'd recently heard if before.

''Jake Webster to Keighley Cougars''

The Queen hosts a garden party in Scotland. When the Scottish waiter arrives with a tray of cakes, she asks, "Is that a scone, or a meringue?"



The waiter replies: "Naw, yer quite right, that's a scone."

I went to a fortune-teller and asked if I was going to ever get sent to prison in my future.



"No" she said, so I robbed her.

A man walks into a library and asked if they had any books about suicide. The librarian says "Have a look at the end of Row S, top shelf".



The man goes over, and then in a minute, he comes back. "I had a look, but the whole shelf is empty".



"Ah, yes", says the librarian, "...no fkcer ever brings 'em back"

I heard facebook had published a list of 71 genders, but when I looked there was only 70!



Someones hidden a gender if you ask me



(probably sam smith haha)

Sadly the biggest / best joke i know is our club.

If a Fax/Hudd/Kley supporter had posted that I can guess what the response would be

In much the same way that I can call my girlfriend fat. But I don't expect you to. It's not difficult to understand.



Although, to be fair, we are drifting back into joke club again. It may be a laughing matter for Fax/Hudd/Kley fans, but it really isn't for us long-suffering, lied to and ripped off again Bulls fans.



Still, laugh it up, mate.

As we appear to imminently be walking in a sewage shower whilst looking up at the sky with our mouths open, I want this topic to stay light and fluffy please.

I agree PP just responding to a post I don't recall making any Derogatory Comments or

Laughing