Not sure who's supplied the parking info for Cougar Park that your media guy has put out on Twitter but be warned parking is nowhere as straightforward as it is made out with particular references to the retail park parking spaces .



Your man writes 'There are also retail parks surrounding the stadium that have no time limit or purchase fee to leave your vehicle. ' Not necceserily with some especially TK Maxx / Pets at Home /Currys across from the stadium on Hard Ings Road being particularly free and easy with the old clampers for those they have suspected of being at the match , similarly with the small industrial area across the road (United Carpets ) also dishing out fines and car clamps for non customers . The Leisure Centre can also get a tad shirty with parkers if it believes that they aren't using their facilities .



Also on Royd Ings Avenue just close to the main gate be aware that the small side road that leads to the Airedale Park Industrial Park is another Clampers paradise , even right on the junction with Royd Ings which catches out many a unwary away fan .



Best bet is roadside parking on Royd Ings or if its operating the Cricket Club adjacent to CP sometimes open their pitch side for match day parking for a small fee. Cross Hills Cougars suggestion of Aireworth Road isn't a bad one either



Safe journey over n see you all at the game

I normally park in Bingley & walk in. It keeps your car from the Keighley scrotes & avoids the peasants on public transport.

Wouldn't it be easier to allow the butler to drop you off and then pick you up after the game?

Isn't FA his butler? as that could cause a conflict of interest between Master & Servant!

Possibly, in some alternative existence - though I'm far from sure about this one

OK I will just come clean, I'm not his butler, we are in fact married, we have 2 butlers, Bullseye 'does' our Ilkley pile as he is tig's "secret" lover, and mystic eddie takes care of our Scottish estate in return for free unlimited haggis.

The Daimler automatically cuts out as soon as it gets to Crossflatts for some reason & refuses to budge. We end up having to go via Morton where the Ilkley wannabees wave enthusiastically.

Apparently there is a free Meet & Greet valet service at Keighley.

Pull in to the used cars garage next to the entrance.

Leave your keys in the ignition and they will find somewhere safe to store it for you - and they wont even ask for a tip.

And if you forget to leave the keys they still can sort it for you!!!

Team announced:



Campbell

Ryan

Oakes

Mendeika

Macani

Pryce

Keyes

Peltier

Lumb

Kirk

Bentley

Roche

Wilkinson

SUBS

Halafihi

Thomas

Hodgson

Magrin

Pickersgill

Rickett

Moxon

Butterworth

Thomlinson

Vaznys

I guess we can assume then that Joseph and Foster are not yet signed? Could be injured I suppose, but then it would probably be known or announced.



We really need to get those two guys signed quickly, or find experienced replacements from somewhere. Because that squad looks extremely inexperienced...