the conspiricy theorists are out if force too all over. its like just before and after Cantona left Leeds Utd

Someone should set up a poll thread entitled... Who shagged Hardaker's bird?



It was ********* and I know this because I'm in the know.

I could tell you who it was but I'm sworn to secrecy.

I know who it was but can't tell you because it's shocking.

I would tell you who it is but I've actually no idea who it was.

I've no idea who it was but I'm shocked.

I can tell you who it wasn't. It wasn't the awesome coach. Regards, Cornetto.



Etc..

I never liked that Zac Hardacre anyway and it means we can now go sign anybody we want and they will be desperate to come cos we're a top side and we won't get relegated ...even though we already are....



and McDermott deserves tons of chances to see how far he can allow the rot to continue until it becomes terminal cos he did good in the past....he is very astute: it only took him 10 matches to realise Vickery and Cross were shiite.



He is still the right man for the job cos even though we ship loads of points and never look like winning the players still think he's ace for not quitting and that's alright then. GH won't let us down and we should keep the faith and stop being ungrateful cos other supporters are damn right in saying so.



No doubt the real 'massive announcement' is still to come and will comprise of Baldwinson being an unreasonable stubborn bugger with a paucity of ideas, but who can still do no wrong and has thus been offered a job for life.

He's being caught in a stolen car in Fev, I know that much is true!

How are you already relegated, you numpty?

I heard he got decked by a bouncer last month.



Didn't hear it first hand though.



More like fourth or fifth hand.

That's hardly a stretch of the imagination.

But you can call me Juan

I very much doubt that's the main reason as to why he's leaving, but it's certainly true. He got tugged in a mates car, and it turned out to be nicked. The club certainly weren't happy about it.

Some dirty birds round that area!

Does it really matter why he's leaving? The fact is he's leaving.



Last year this would have been a massive loss for us; this year you could replace the entire team with Disney characters and it wouldn't make a split of difference.