Nope, still never said that about Tomkins.



Might have said that about Rob Burrow though





Also said these, but about who?



Flat-track bully...

Chicken winger...

Erroneously gifted...

Jack of all trades, master of none...

Stretcher Boy...

Biscuit Bones...

Tampon Kid...

Poor man's Benji Marshall...

The third man...

Ginger Chancer...

Headless Chicken...

Tweaky Tendons...

Shin Splint Softie...

Turnstile...

Whirling Dervish...

Tweaky Tendons...

Indisciplined T[io[/isser...

Pass to Row Z, Seat 99...

0.83...

Are options 3, 7, 10, 11 and 17 refering to Keith Swiftcorn (you can disregard the 'Indisciplined' part of option 17 if you wish)?

And I thought this thread was going to be an intelligent discussion about Ben Cross.



Let's get back on topic, hey girls?

Really???



You must be new around here - there was no way on this planet the OP started this thread to have "an intelligent discussion about Ben Cross".



The point he was trying to make was that Cross had 95 games in NRL and hadn't managed to score but a couple of years in ESL and he's crossing the whitewash. This is simply another of Keith's attempts to show that ESL is an inferior brand of RL when compared to NRL.



That's why no-one (except yourself) is talking this thread seriously. I suggest that if you want "an intelligent discussion about Ben Cross" you start your own thread and leave us "girls" to our banter.

Ha. So back on topic. Keith, no4 - sinfield? No8 - rangi chase?

No.1 FGB?

No. 5 + 6 McGuire?

No.7 Watkins?

No. 10 Donald?

No. 14 Mathers?

No. 15 Peacock?

No. 17 Webb?

How many did I get? Is there a prize?

You only know because I've texted most of those to you at some stage





Whirling Dervish is Peacock, though I thank BillyRhino for that one.



Tweaky Tendons was Watkins but also applicable to McGuire.



Pass to Row Z, Seat 99 was Senior but even more applicable to Webb these days.



I'm reliably informed that you've recently added the third man to your rhinos shirt collection to sit alongside chicken winger, whirling dervish and the ginger chancer

Re the Ben Cross try - He'll be thankful there was no video referee at the game.



Iffy put down to say the least although only viewed from the one angle on SL Fulltime and the in-goal judge appeared to be in a good position to rule. Went at it with his left hand, wasn't sure he'd got much of it so felt the need for a second stab with his right.



He won't care it's in the papers now. The assist goes to McShane for a nice little kick that would have caused a problem for most defences.

You are correctly informed about third man, and he does indeed join chicken winger and whirling dervish.



That ridiculous ginger chancer obsession you have is going to be categorically put to bed soon. watch this space on your facebook!

Was it not that chubby legal chappy in the shiny pinstripped suit who claimed that Tomkins was a one trick pony?



As I recall, back in the day did a very good comedy double act with Danny.

I remember when this website was good.